Dumpling Burp

I would like to tell you a story about a phenomenon called the "Dumpling Burp".

You have a massive get together to hang out and play some cards, eat snacks, and ultimately to have a enjoyable time with your friends. You have dinner at your favorite shop and order some pork and cabbage dumplings. You scarf down the 10-20 while dipping them in some soy sauce, hot sauce, vinegar, and sesame oil. Yummy. Mang, those were some tasty dumplings.

Scenario 1
You head over to the hang out spot. You guys order some drinks such as boba milk tea, green tea with rice balls, etc. You guys get a deck of cards or a chinese checkers deck out. You guys laugh it up while making fun of each other and telling each other how your work week was.

Scenario 2
You head over to your friends where you guys set up to play some texas hold em for the night. You got the guy that manages the chips, the other guy knows absolutely everything about texas. all the odds, strategies, etc. You guys talk it up and cut lose after a rough week at work.

Scenario 3
You head over to the movie theater and wait in line with the rest of the group to wait for the latest blockbuster movie. Its at least an hour away and you guys are just gonna chill and catch up after an intense week at work.

In all three scenarios, you start to feel something and let out a silent burp out. In all three cases, the reaction is the same, everyone within smelling distance of you runs for the doors. You've victimized all those you hold close and dear with your "Dumpling Burp". Those pork and cabbage dumplings rumbled away in your stomach and produced an awful smell if witnessed by another human being.

You may have been a victim before and you may be the one to have victimized those around you.

Please, for the sake of humanity, down a desert after your dumbling like a egg tart or almond jello cocktail mix.

For the sake of humanity!